I currently have a shooting star made of rhinestones stuck to my lady bits. Figured I may as well come right out and say it.
Walking past a cute little salon in Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs recently, I noticed an eye catching sign that read “Have a Brazalian and get a free Vajazzle”
How could an adventurous type like me resist?
And so after work and the unpleasantness that is the Brazilian (if I ever meet that Brazilian woman who decided we should be completely bald, I won’t be very nice to her. Actually, come to think of it, it was probably a Brazilian man) I had the joy of choosing which little design I wanted downstairs. The lovely beautician, Tatiana, showed me an eye-catching choice of the word “HOTTY”, but I decided on the more demure Vajazzle of the star shooting down to my lady planet. I cannot believe I just used the words “Vajazzle” and “demure” in the same sentence.
So I’m not sure if anyone will ever see my Vajazzle. But I do know I woke this morning with a slightly more ‘cheeky’ outlook on life, and giggled as I carefully ‘patted down’ after my morning shower. Pretty sure for the next week or however long it lasts, I will amuse myself during serious business meetings with the thought of ‘if only you knew…’. Im off to Brisbane this weekend to visit a friend, and don’t I have a great conversation starter to impress the boys with when I’m out on the town!
And of course, I have taken photos for my private collection to mark this momentus occasion in my life.
If you want one too (and lets be honest, who doesn’t), here is the salon I went to:
Tell them Naughty Miss Jones sent you. And if you’re brave (or vein) enough to get the HOTTY choice, I’d love to see a picture
Naughty Miss Jones xx