The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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I love lube. Studies have shown that women who use lubricant have better sex (including solo and with a vibrator) and more orgasms. The person who did a study and came up with those results even has a PHD, so it must be true. That in itself should encourage you lube virgins to invest in a bottle. …

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Naughty Miss Jones has been a little broken hearted this last week. And apparently when Naughty Miss Jones has a broken heart, she turns into a weirdo and starts talking about herself in the third person. Anyway So the boy that caused this broken heart does not warrant a single word on this page, but …

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Remember when we were little and had those flat, magnetic dolls that you could ‘stick’ the clothes on? Well, when I’m getting ready for a night out I adopt a similar procure; I imagine me in my bra and knickers, and mentally stick all my clothes and accesories on till I come up with an …

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Some of my most favourite memories involve a man and a toy. A lot of my most favourite memories involve cheese and wine, but that’s irrelevant to the topic at hand. Given this position (the man one, not the cheese one), I’m always perplexed by ladies who declare when I tell them what I do …

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It’s only flesh, but side boob really¬†gets the blokes excited. I literally spotted a pool of drool forming at the edge of my mates mouth when we were at a beach side bar recently, and a number of bra-less, side boob revealing girlies wandered by. “Why is it so great?” I asked him, “You see …

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