The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Remember when we were little and had those flat, magnetic dolls that you could ‘stick’ the clothes on? Well, when I’m getting ready for a night out I adopt a similar procure; I imagine me in my bra and knickers, and mentally stick all my clothes and accesories on till I come up with an outfit I’m happy with.

So come saturday at 6pm, I was fully aware of what I would be wearing that night, not withstanding I was still hanging round in my lounge pants. But then there was a hitch. My black skinny jeans that went so perfectly with my new bustier top (in my imagination) would not, for all the swearing, breathing in and squatting down in an attempt to stretch them out, do up.

As much as I would like to blame it on them having been washed,  I took the responsible approach and admitted to myself I had gained a few kilos.

So what did I do after coming to such a realisation? What any normal girl would do, really, got a beer out of the fridge, prepared some cheese and crackers, and sat down for a long session of googling “personal trainers, Sydney”

Oh lordy me, I have officially found where all the hot boys have been hiding!

So just for you girls, as an extra special additional blog, I have put together my list of Sydney’s 7 hottest personal trainers.

1. Meet Bruno. Once you see his picture, you will understand why I don’t feel the need to say anything more

http://www.brunosfitness.com/tag/bruno-is-the-best-personal-trainer-in-sydney/

2. Introducing Scotty. Yep, he is on My Kitchen Rules and, yep, I would so go there

http://www.meetyourpersonaltrainer.com.au/trainer/Scotty_Gooding_Personal_Training/Scott_Gooding

3. Say Hi To Liam; apparently, he can climb a rope

http://gamefitbondi.com.au/bio/

4. This is Joey, who has so nicely given us 4 whole pictures on his site to perve at better understand his exercise philosophy

http://www.truelocal.com.au/business/joeys-fitness/glebe

5. Introducing the lovely Kimmy; yes she’s a girl, but it’s refreshing to see a female trainer who looks healthy and happy, instead of sporting too much make-up and a giant set of fake cans

http://thebeast.com.au/people/local-favourites-kimmy-from-randwick/

6. Welcome to the team Glen, he certainly looks like he takes his job seriously

http://www.atleta.com.au/sites/default/files/DWL_0281.JPG

7. And finally, Dan. What lovely guns he has

https://twitter.com/danjadair

So did I actually ring and make an appointment with one of these spunk rats? You will just have to wait and find out…. in the meantime, if you have any others to add to the list, I’d love to see them

Naughty Miss Jones xx

 

 

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