The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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As my most recent posts reveal, in the past couple of months I have had my heart broken, bounced right back into the arms of another man, but then got out of that cos I didn’t want to bump uglies with him. Long story short, I’m now completely devoid of any potential love/ sex interests, which is …

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Last week, I decided to stop seeing a perfectly lovely bloke for one simple reason. I didn’t want to jump his bones. The gentleman in question actually called when he said he would, told me I look pretty, and let me choose the restaurants; all point scoring attributes. But then he would put his arm around …

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In my house, a visit from the parentals is always preluded by a quick 20 minute clean up. Dishes are put away, beer bottles taken out to the garbage, last nights bra removed from the wedge in the couch, that sort of thing. So when my parents came over last weekend, but out of character arrived 10 …

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