The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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As a modern woman, I’m somewhat used to taking matters into my own hands. Take from that what you will. So when the number of a cute boy I had briefly met was provided to me with a declaration ‘he said to say he’s definitely single’ I thought ‘why not’?. I pride myself on my …

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When you’re one of the few singles in a group of loved up ladies, you find yourself consistently subjected to suggestions as to how to land a real life man of your own, regardless of how much you insist it’s not necessary. So when one of my lovely ladies started on about a fantastic new …

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If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you’ll remember when I lead a very convincing argument in the affirmative to the age old question ‘if Ryan Gosling was your boyfriend, would you still need a vibrator?‘. If you haven’t read it, just scroll down. Anyway, it seems my theory was spot on the …

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Last night, I had dream sex with someone really, really gross. And, to the best of my now awake recollection, I quite enjoyed it. I like to think that in my waking life, I am very selective as to who I share myself with. In my dream time, however, it appears I’m a mighty big …

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When you have spent the night before exercising, you need to refuel. It’s a simple case of calories in, calories out, particularly if you intend to go back for ‘Round 2’. Don’t get alarmed, dear reader, I have not converted into a health nut and I don’t intend to devote the next 400 words to …

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