The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

'cos naughty miss jones knows vibrators. Visit me at

I arrived at my destination
And opened up my case
My bikinis and trashy novels
All securely in place

But as I unpacked I realised
There was something missing from my crate
In all the belongings I had packed
There was none that did vibrate!

In a king sized bed with crisp clean sheets
My vibrators absence I mourn
Especially when one considers
Free wifi means unlimited porn

The sweaty dance floors, the cocktails
The sweet, sticky heat
All making me a little flustered
And wanting that vibing treat

So I’ll just have another bintang
(Being an Indonesian beer)
And raise it in a cheers to Mr Sparkles
Oh, I wish you were here!

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