The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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  How amazing were Plaster Fun parties when we were kids? The sheer thrill of making a mess, giggling with your mates and coming away with an actual thing, an actual thing YOU made, at the end of the event was pretty much one of the highlights of my childhood. Exciting news people; that fun …

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Men. There should seriously be a Users Guide. Despite my ability to put pen to paper, however, I’m certainly not offering to write the thing, because when it comes to understanding the strange and mysterious creatures of the Y-chromosome, I am one baffled baboon. I have a theory that whoever it is that controls this …

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WARNING: This post contains shameless self-promotion. But it also may lead to the best orgasms of your life…. It’s a Saturday afternoon. You have worked your butt off all week. You are ready to kick back and have a bloody good time. So you don your favorite party dress and heels, and head into a …

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I was patiently waiting for my low fat ricotta at the Coles deli counter when I got that ill-fated text. It read, simply, “now”. And so I switched on my vibrating panties. What happened next was nothing short of mortifying… But let me start at the start. I don’t like to sell products I don’t believe …

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