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Maybe you, like dear old Anastasia Steele, also don’t know what a butt-plug is. But I bet you a gold class ticket to the movie you’re interested, even if you’re too embarrassed to admit it.  Not that you would want to use the ticket, given the movie was rubbish.


Allow me to introduce you to the butt plug, what it’s for, and why it can be a useful addition to the content of your bottom drawer next time you want to go exploring. I promise, for the sake of your embarrassment, to keep this entry brief, and devoid of the usual witty comments for which I’m famous*.

The anal area has nerve endings. Stimulation of nerve endings equals pleasure. Unlike the vagina, however, when stimulated the anus doesn’t secrete fluid, and doesn’t therefor have the same natural lubrication. Butt plugs have a tapered tip to make insertion easy in the absence of lubrication. The ‘opening’ can be stretched as the device is pushed in further and further. Both men and women enjoy anal penetration. For the menfolk, the prostate is an incredibly sensitive gland that feels especially pleasurable when stroked and it’s located about two inches up on the anterior (front) wall of the anus. For the ladies, a butt plug creates more pressure on the back vaginal wall, increasing the level of sensation whether used alone or together with vaginal stimulation in the form of a dildo, vibrator or penis (or all 3 if you’re feeling really kinky Anastasia). Many women also enjoy using a butt plug while receiving oral; at climax, orgasmic contractions around a butt plug feel more intense than would otherwise be the case, bringing into play a whole new sensation. Here is some links to butt plugs if you’re keen.   and

I’m pretty sure that’s the most informative paragraph I have ever written in my life, ever. And for that, you are welcome Anastasia

Happy Vibing (or plugging, whatever)

Naughty Miss Jones

*I may not actually be famous for witty comments. I think I’m clever though.

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