The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Last week, I got chatting to an older lady at the butchers, as you do when you’re waiting for your mincemeat and chicken necks. She was one of those people that just had a ‘sparkle’ in her eye, and I immediately recognized her as a kindred spirit. She laughed a lot, she was eager to …

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Scene 1: An exhausted Barbie sits on the end of her marital bed in the top level of Barbie’s dream house. In the next room, Ken, legs splayed, sits staring at the etch-a-sketch, a pool of drool forming in the corner of his perfect, plastic mouth. Suddenly, exhausted and bored, Barbie calls out to her lover, and an …

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