The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Hair. Make-up. Champagne. Sexy outfits. Macaroons served on the most delicate of plates. Soft music. Cute props. And a big ol’ camera pointing right at you. On my adventure to Sherbet Birdie’s Sydney studio, I got all that and more. On a quest to get a suitable pic to use for promotional purposes (the one I …

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  It’s official people. I have de-tinderised*. That sound you’ve been hearing for the past couple of days is just the collective sobs of Sydney’s single men mourning the loss of my profile from their matches. There there fellas, there there. It all started as fun and games that night my girlfriends stole my phone. …

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Big, Round, Boobs. OK gents, now I have your attention, I want to talk to you about something very important to me. Vibrators. And, more specifically, why these little objects of pleasure should be embraced by all of mankind (and not just womankind) to enhance the sexy times enjoyed by both partners. Boys; I get …

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I often speak of the health benefits of orgasms, both physical and mental. But even someone with as well stocked a bottom drawer as yours truly gets a little down sometimes. Insert sad face here. Over the past couple of weeks, I have made some big, scary decisions, and I have made them entirely alone. …

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Last year I dated 21 boys. For making that possible, I would like to thank the Golden Sheaf Hotel, my sucker-innerer undies, and tinder. Most were lovely, but un-blog-worthy, one had the unfortunate role of being my rebounder who I dated for a couple of months, but simply couldn’t bump uglies with, another told me (and …

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You probably think by the title of this entry I’m going to write 400 glorious words on the importance of masturbation, right? Sorry folks, not this time. Instead, allow me to take your minds to a topic far closer to my heart. Lara Bingle. And, in particular, the cover of Famous magazine last week which …

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It’s my inner tight-arse-ness that lead me to be a (self proclaimed) master of the art of strip tease. You see, 5 or 6 years ago when pole dancing was the hot new thing, I eagerly signed up with my friend Lindy, and the studio was offering a ‘second class at 50% off’ deal. It …

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Men of Australia, I love you. Over the last 15 years, I have come across many fine specimens of the great Aussie bloke with whom I have had the pleasure of sharing many an adventure with. But, boys, having now been in Europe for 2 weeks, there is a thing or 2 you could learn …

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It’s only flesh, but side boob really gets the blokes excited. I literally spotted a pool of drool forming at the edge of my mates mouth when we were at a beach side bar recently, and a number of bra-less, side boob revealing girlies wandered by. “Why is it so great?” I asked him, “You see …

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