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I finished reading Rosie Waterland’s book, The Anti-Cool Girl, the other day. Then I sat for about half an hour and pondered my own life. If I was to summarise the book into one key theme, I would say it is about self-acceptance (with a secondary theme being poo, and another blow-jobs, but I don’t …

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Brrr outside its getting cold; time to go a huntin’ for someone warm to hold! Being single in winter, well, it kind of sucks. As all one’s loved-up friends retreat into the loved-up winter wonderlands full of blankets, snuggles, and marshmallows roasted over a roaring fire (that’s exactly what’s its like, right?), a single lass …

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Last week, I got chatting to an older lady at the butchers, as you do when you’re waiting for your mincemeat and chicken necks. She was one of those people that just had a ‘sparkle’ in her eye, and I immediately recognized her as a kindred spirit. She laughed a lot, she was eager to …

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