The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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One of male friends recently provided his explanation as to why I get asked out more than I probably should “You’re cute, Missy” he stated “But in a way that’s, you know, very obtainable” I’m choosing to take that as a win. Through my tinder adventures and beyond, I have had more matches than Elvis …

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I don’t think I look like your typical sex toy merchant. My style is neither glamorous nor sexy. I don’t carry dildos with me wherever I go. And in the words of Bridget Jones, I’m always going to be just that little bit fat. My day job, too, is a wonderful disguise for my on-the-side antics. …

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Having been officially 100% single for a few weeks now, I, of course, got my swipe on. And, as swiping so often does, secured me a date on the weekend just past. As an experienced Tinderella, I know to approach tinder dates with a grain of salt. Sometimes they happen, sometimes they don’t. Sometimes they’re …

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Brrr outside its getting cold; time to go a huntin’ for someone warm to hold! Being single in winter, well, it kind of sucks. As all one’s loved-up friends retreat into the loved-up winter wonderlands full of blankets, snuggles, and marshmallows roasted over a roaring fire (that’s exactly what’s its like, right?), a single lass …

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When we were about 15, one of my favorite ladies got her first proper kiss in my backyard at what was, I’m sure, a truly epic 15-year-old backyard party. Us girls celebrated that momentous occasion by gifting her a pair of boxer shorts embezzled with Miss Piggy images and the words ‘kiss me’. Cos back …

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When I received invites/ advances/ approaches from several men of all types (tall, blonde, dark and lean; rough and tough and strong and mean) over the Easter break, I figured it was mother nature giving me a sign it was high time to get back into the world of dating. She’s a single woman too, …

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I got quite a bit of action in 2014. Go me. This past year has also bought me a new love (of the canine variety), a new home, a new job, and a broken heart (that, oddly, has nothing to do with any man). After some pretty shitty stuff and a re-developed penchant for bad-boy-rugby-types in 2014 …

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  Tinder is so last season, darling. This spring its all about the 3nder. I first heard about the app, which uses the very catchy tag-line “trios made easy” when they were discussing it on the radio last week. Essentially, it works on the swiping mechanism made so popular by tinder, but is for finding threesome buddies.3nder …

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Sometimes, wonderful little things just happen. Those who like to use big words call it ‘serendipity’. I just call it “Oh, heck yes”. It’s like a free ice-cream stall at the shopping center when you’re starving, the rain stopping the moment you step outside, or, in my case, stumbling across “Online Dating Rituals of the …

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