The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Last week, I got chatting to an older lady at the butchers, as you do when you’re waiting for your mincemeat and chicken necks. She was one of those people that just had a ‘sparkle’ in her eye, and I immediately recognized her as a kindred spirit. She laughed a lot, she was eager to …

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Just this week, I read an article on Lara Bingle’s ‘S&M themed’ birthday bash.  Alongside the article was a picture of Lara and a couple of her girls looking absolutely smokin’ in head to toe black leather. Once upon a time, this would have been seen as shocking or avant garde… but these days, eh, …

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Remember when we were little and had those flat, magnetic dolls that you could ‘stick’ the clothes on? Well, when I’m getting ready for a night out I adopt a similar procure; I imagine me in my bra and knickers, and mentally stick all my clothes and accesories on till I come up with an …

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It’s only flesh, but side boob really gets the blokes excited. I literally spotted a pool of drool forming at the edge of my mates mouth when we were at a beach side bar recently, and a number of bra-less, side boob revealing girlies wandered by. “Why is it so great?” I asked him, “You see …

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