The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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I finished reading Rosie Waterland’s book, The Anti-Cool Girl, the other day. Then I sat for about half an hour and pondered my own life. If I was to summarise the book into one key theme, I would say it is about self-acceptance (with a secondary theme being poo, and another blow-jobs, but I don’t …

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Don’t tell anyone, but I kind of have a dirty mind, and a slight obsession with sex toys. Guilty. So when one of my girlfriends has a story that combines dirtiness with toys, you know it’s one I’ll make her repeat over and over. This week, one of my favorite ladies, who is choosing to …

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Christmas has a tendency to bring out my emotional side. I blame Love Actually. And Wham!. You will have to bear with me, dear reader, if this entry is a little less on the ‘sexy’ side and more on the ‘sentimental’. You see, last week all this emotion bought about an epiphany of sorts… I …

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Sometimes I wish my life was a romantic comedy, and I was just going through the usual ups and downs of your typical female protagonist on the path to a cute, quirky ending, complete with a sound track involving the beach boys (cos no story of my life would be complete without the beach boys). …

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When you’re one of the few singles in a group of loved up ladies, you find yourself consistently subjected to suggestions as to how to land a real life man of your own, regardless of how much you insist it’s not necessary. So when one of my lovely ladies started on about a fantastic new …

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Pheromones, according to some site I googled, are chemical substances that are usually produced by an animal and serve especially as a stimulus to other individuals of the same species for one or more behavioural responses. Naughty Miss Jones’ interpretation? It’s a liquid that makes you think about sex. So of course I stock them. …

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Naughty Miss Jones has been a little broken hearted this last week. And apparently when Naughty Miss Jones has a broken heart, she turns into a weirdo and starts talking about herself in the third person. Anyway So the boy that caused this broken heart does not warrant a single word on this page, but …

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Men are very useful creatures. The ‘uses’ I talk of here are not of the sort usually detailed in my saucier posts, but extend to every area of life, including work, home, love, play and family. In particular, there are a number of men who fill roles in my life which could simply not be …

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