The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Scene 1: An exhausted Barbie sits on the end of her marital bed in the top level of Barbie’s dream house. In the next room, Ken, legs splayed, sits staring at the etch-a-sketch, a pool of drool forming in the corner of his perfect, plastic mouth. Suddenly, exhausted and bored, Barbie calls out to her lover, and an …

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Big, Round, Boobs. OK gents, now I have your attention, I want to talk to you about something very important to me. Vibrators. And, more specifically, why these little objects of pleasure should be embraced by all of mankind (and not just womankind) to enhance the sexy times enjoyed by both partners. Boys; I get …

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I often speak of the health benefits of orgasms, both physical and mental. But even someone with as well stocked a bottom drawer as yours truly gets a little down sometimes. Insert sad face here. Over the past couple of weeks, I have made some big, scary decisions, and I have made them entirely alone. …

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I get lots of weird and wonderful questions sent to me via my site. That makes me happy cos, firstly, it means my lovely customers view me as approachable and a source of knowledge, and, secondly, it means in answering these questions I am promoting my overall aim of making women comfortable and excited about …

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The next week or so is the busiest time in the entire sex toy industry calendar. Sales go gangbusters. So much so, that I reckon they should rename Valentine’s day ‘Vibrator Day’ in honor of the number of buzzy little devices sold. If the happenings at Naughty Miss Jones HQ are anything to go by, …

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