The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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For anyone who bothered to read my paltry attempt at blog writing last week, you will know I wasn’t having my finest hour, seeing as I couldn’t really fix my washing machine and all. It wasn’t my best writing, but I was wet, cold and emotional. I also (and I may have neglected to tell …

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WARNING: This post contains shameless self-promotion. But it also may lead to the best orgasms of your life…. It’s a Saturday afternoon. You have worked your butt off all week. You are ready to kick back and have a bloody good time. So you don your favorite party dress and heels, and head into a …

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 I had certain expectations when I met a male escort for coffee on a sunny Thursday afternoon. I blame Deuce Bigalow. And my overactive imagination. But Ryan James, escort and porn actor (pictured, see http://www.privateguys.com.au/ryan_james.php ) wasn’t at all what I expected; articulate, softly spoken, and completely devoid of any sort of male bravado or cockiness …

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The next week or so is the busiest time in the entire sex toy industry calendar. Sales go gangbusters. So much so, that I reckon they should rename Valentine’s day ‘Vibrator Day’ in honor of the number of buzzy little devices sold. If the happenings at Naughty Miss Jones HQ are anything to go by, …

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I have a massive, obsessive guilty secret. Minds outta’ the gutter people, in this case I’m referring to reality trash television. What started as a dabble with ‘Man-o-Man’ as a child, grew into a minor problem when they released ‘The Villa’ and ‘Temptation Island’ throughout my teens, and continued to develop through ‘Chains of Love’, …

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