The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Sometimes, wonderful little things just happen. Those who like to use big words call it ‘serendipity’. I just call it “Oh, heck yes”. It’s like a free ice-cream stall at the shopping center when you’re starving, the rain stopping the moment you step outside, or, in my case, stumbling across “Online Dating Rituals of the …

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  This morning I took my dog for a walk, and a homeless man with only a few grubby teeth tried to pick me up by asking if I wanted to “meet in the dog park later for coffee, you can even bring your rat if you like” (gesturing to my gorgeous, very un-rat like …

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  How amazing were Plaster Fun parties when we were kids? The sheer thrill of making a mess, giggling with your mates and coming away with an actual thing, an actual thing YOU made, at the end of the event was pretty much one of the highlights of my childhood. Exciting news people; that fun …

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Men. There should seriously be a Users Guide. Despite my ability to put pen to paper, however, I’m certainly not offering to write the thing, because when it comes to understanding the strange and mysterious creatures of the Y-chromosome, I am one baffled baboon. I have a theory that whoever it is that controls this …

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 I had certain expectations when I met a male escort for coffee on a sunny Thursday afternoon. I blame Deuce Bigalow. And my overactive imagination. But Ryan James, escort and porn actor (pictured, see http://www.privateguys.com.au/ryan_james.php ) wasn’t at all what I expected; articulate, softly spoken, and completely devoid of any sort of male bravado or cockiness …

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Don’t tell anyone, but I kind of have a dirty mind, and a slight obsession with sex toys. Guilty. So when one of my girlfriends has a story that combines dirtiness with toys, you know it’s one I’ll make her repeat over and over. This week, one of my favorite ladies, who is choosing to …

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  It’s official people. I have de-tinderised*. That sound you’ve been hearing for the past couple of days is just the collective sobs of Sydney’s single men mourning the loss of my profile from their matches. There there fellas, there there. It all started as fun and games that night my girlfriends stole my phone. …

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Big, Round, Boobs. OK gents, now I have your attention, I want to talk to you about something very important to me. Vibrators. And, more specifically, why these little objects of pleasure should be embraced by all of mankind (and not just womankind) to enhance the sexy times enjoyed by both partners. Boys; I get …

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