The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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For anyone who bothered to read my paltry attempt at blog writing last week, you will know I wasn’t having my finest hour, seeing as I couldn’t really fix my washing machine and all. It wasn’t my best writing, but I was wet, cold and emotional. I also (and I may have neglected to tell …

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  Tinder is so last season, darling. This spring its all about the 3nder. I first heard about the app, which uses the very catchy tag-line “trios made easy” when they were discussing it on the radio last week. Essentially, it works on the swiping mechanism made so popular by tinder, but is for finding threesome buddies.3nder …

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 I had certain expectations when I met a male escort for coffee on a sunny Thursday afternoon. I blame Deuce Bigalow. And my overactive imagination. But Ryan James, escort and porn actor (pictured, see http://www.privateguys.com.au/ryan_james.php ) wasn’t at all what I expected; articulate, softly spoken, and completely devoid of any sort of male bravado or cockiness …

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Don’t tell anyone, but I kind of have a dirty mind, and a slight obsession with sex toys. Guilty. So when one of my girlfriends has a story that combines dirtiness with toys, you know it’s one I’ll make her repeat over and over. This week, one of my favorite ladies, who is choosing to …

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Big, Round, Boobs. OK gents, now I have your attention, I want to talk to you about something very important to me. Vibrators. And, more specifically, why these little objects of pleasure should be embraced by all of mankind (and not just womankind) to enhance the sexy times enjoyed by both partners. Boys; I get …

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On Saturday night, I went out with some of my most favorite ladies. The margaritas flowed. The tongues were loosened. The inhibitions were lowered. The talk of all things sexual gradually increased. It… was… awesome. I’m pretty sure, given how mighty my hangover was on Sunday, that I would have shown absolutely zero restraint asking …

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I get lots of weird and wonderful questions sent to me via my site. That makes me happy cos, firstly, it means my lovely customers view me as approachable and a source of knowledge, and, secondly, it means in answering these questions I am promoting my overall aim of making women comfortable and excited about …

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The next week or so is the busiest time in the entire sex toy industry calendar. Sales go gangbusters. So much so, that I reckon they should rename Valentine’s day ‘Vibrator Day’ in honor of the number of buzzy little devices sold. If the happenings at Naughty Miss Jones HQ are anything to go by, …

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