The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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“I have reason to believe” bellowed Lexi’s boss across the desk “that there has been a happening of sexual relations in this office” Lexi looked shocked. She wasn’t, of course; but after years of taking statements from people, people who seemed to believe the encroachment of a fence or a build running slightly behind schedule …

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Missed chapter 1? Catch up here: https://naughtymissjones.wordpress.com/2015/10/22/lexis-sexi-story-chapter-1-the-client-the-voice-the-butterfly-kiss/ “Won’t be able to make it in the city. Need this done by 9am, print run tmrw. Do you take house calls in the evening” The email received from James was no nonsense, to the point, and just a little bit cheeky. ‘House calls?’ thought Lexi, ‘the bloody …

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I’m shivering as I write this. It’s cold and I’m wet. I kinda smell weird, too. Bloody single life. I know as a single lady we are meant to be all “the shoes on my feet, I bought em’”/ girl power/ insert other Beyoncé-esque reference here, but sometimes, well, it just gets too much. People …

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Am I a horrible, horrible person if I admit seeing the demise of my ex bought me a little joy? Will you write me off completely as a person (and sex-toy vendor) if I tell you I recently went home and poured myself a glass of congratulatory champers after seeing my ex and knowing I …

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Other people’s stories are sometimes so damn interesting. From prostitutes to women struggling with depression, to submissive and Indian girls looking to fulfil their parents dream of marriage, the real world is sometimes just so much more relatable than fiction (and helps me remember I’m not the only slightly odd ball out there). Its why …

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  There are some wonderful products out there that give a lot of bang for their buck. Pardon my pun. When it comes to vibrators, sometimes the simplest, more inexpensive products are all a girl needs. To prove my point, I provided some of the most inexpensive products to some of my regular customers to …

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