The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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I was patiently waiting for my low fat ricotta at the Coles deli counter when I got that ill-fated text. It read, simply, “now”. And so I switched on my vibrating panties. What happened next was nothing short of mortifying… But let me start at the start. I don’t like to sell products I don’t believe …

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It’s my inner tight-arse-ness that lead me to be a (self proclaimed) master of the art of strip tease. You see, 5 or 6 years ago when pole dancing was the hot new thing, I eagerly signed up with my friend Lindy, and the studio was offering a ‘second class at 50% off’ deal. It …

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In my house, a visit from the parentals is always preluded by a quick 20 minute clean up. Dishes are put away, beer bottles taken out to the garbage, last nights bra removed from the wedge in the couch, that sort of thing. So when my parents came over last weekend, but out of character arrived 10 …

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