The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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The marble topped boardroom table was made for meetings. Not hard core sex sessions with heavenly voiced clients. Still, thought Lexi, the cool hard touch of the table’s surface made for a pleasant sensation, even it meant she’d be nursing some pretty hard core bruising in coming days. James hadn’t even bothered to schedule a …

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Lately, I’ve been working like a dog. Well, not like an actual dog, all Pearl’s life seems to consist of is being fed, walked and belly rubbed, pretty sweet really, but you get my drift. As a result of my ever mounting to-do list, there has been little time for blog-worthy adventures in my world …

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I’ve been working on a little somethin’ somethin’ here at NMJ HQ. It’s top secret. Highly confidential. Take to my grave kinda stuff. Ok, fine, I’ll tell you (I’ve always been crap at keeping secrets anyway). Over the past few months I’ve been slowly building up the plans for my own range; the Naughty Essentials …

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May is officially national masturbation month. As the month looms, I have decided to depart from my usual, crazy adventure style blogs, and get back to basics. Naughty Miss Jones came into existence with a goal; to encourage women to embrace and enjoy their sexuality. This week, I’m going to write about that very topic, …

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I got quite a bit of action in 2014. Go me. This past year has also bought me a new love (of the canine variety), a new home, a new job, and a broken heart (that, oddly, has nothing to do with any man). After some pretty shitty stuff and a re-developed penchant for bad-boy-rugby-types in 2014 …

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WARNING: This post contains shameless self-promotion. But it also may lead to the best orgasms of your life…. It’s a Saturday afternoon. You have worked your butt off all week. You are ready to kick back and have a bloody good time. So you don your favorite party dress and heels, and head into a …

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I was patiently waiting for my low fat ricotta at the Coles deli counter when I got that ill-fated text. It read, simply, “now”. And so I switched on my vibrating panties. What happened next was nothing short of mortifying… But let me start at the start. I don’t like to sell products I don’t believe …

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Don’t tell anyone, but I kind of have a dirty mind, and a slight obsession with sex toys. Guilty. So when one of my girlfriends has a story that combines dirtiness with toys, you know it’s one I’ll make her repeat over and over. This week, one of my favorite ladies, who is choosing to …

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