The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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The marble topped boardroom table was made for meetings. Not hard core sex sessions with heavenly voiced clients. Still, thought Lexi, the cool hard touch of the table’s surface made for a pleasant sensation, even it meant she’d be nursing some pretty hard core bruising in coming days. James hadn’t even bothered to schedule a …

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Missed chapter 1? Catch up here: https://naughtymissjones.wordpress.com/2015/10/22/lexis-sexi-story-chapter-1-the-client-the-voice-the-butterfly-kiss/ Miss chapter 2? Catch up here https://naughtymissjones.wordpress.com/2015/10/29/lexis-sexi-story-chapter-2-do-you-take-house-calls/ Days had passed since James’ house call. The adds had run. Job well done. And Lexi had, again, found herself subject to a daily mountain of paperwork, approvals and affidavits; correspondence and copies. ‘Sometimes the world of law’, she thought to …

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Lately, I’ve been working like a dog. Well, not like an actual dog, all Pearl’s life seems to consist of is being fed, walked and belly rubbed, pretty sweet really, but you get my drift. As a result of my ever mounting to-do list, there has been little time for blog-worthy adventures in my world …

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One of male friends recently provided his explanation as to why I get asked out more than I probably should “You’re cute, Missy” he stated “But in a way that’s, you know, very obtainable” I’m choosing to take that as a win. Through my tinder adventures and beyond, I have had more matches than Elvis …

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This morning, my nail lady, Tina*, tried to talk me out of getting my nails a lovely shade of midnight blue. “No, missy” she said “You look for man, you need red”. “Oh” I responded “Is that cos red is lucky?” (look at me all up on my Asian cultural references).“No” she responded “red sexy. …

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Hair. Make-up. Champagne. Sexy outfits. Macaroons served on the most delicate of plates. Soft music. Cute props. And a big ol’ camera pointing right at you. On my adventure to Sherbet Birdie’s Sydney studio, I got all that and more. On a quest to get a suitable pic to use for promotional purposes (the one I …

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Nothing says romance like a weekend away with just your lover. Further or in the alternate, nothing says ‘shag time’ like a weekend away with just your lover. Holidays provide a wonderful opportunity to get away from the drudgery of everyday life. They also provides a wonderful opportunity to get away from the drudgery of …

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When I received invites/ advances/ approaches from several men of all types (tall, blonde, dark and lean; rough and tough and strong and mean) over the Easter break, I figured it was mother nature giving me a sign it was high time to get back into the world of dating. She’s a single woman too, …

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Christmas has a tendency to bring out my emotional side. I blame Love Actually. And Wham!. You will have to bear with me, dear reader, if this entry is a little less on the ‘sexy’ side and more on the ‘sentimental’. You see, last week all this emotion bought about an epiphany of sorts… I …

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