The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Missed chapter 1? Catch up here: https://naughtymissjones.wordpress.com/2015/10/22/lexis-sexi-story-chapter-1-the-client-the-voice-the-butterfly-kiss/ Miss chapter 2? Catch up here https://naughtymissjones.wordpress.com/2015/10/29/lexis-sexi-story-chapter-2-do-you-take-house-calls/ Days had passed since James’ house call. The adds had run. Job well done. And Lexi had, again, found herself subject to a daily mountain of paperwork, approvals and affidavits; correspondence and copies. ‘Sometimes the world of law’, she thought to …

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Last week, I decided to stop seeing a perfectly lovely bloke for one simple reason. I didn’t want to jump his bones. The gentleman in question actually called when he said he would, told me I look pretty, and let me choose the restaurants; all point scoring attributes. But then he would put his arm around …

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I love lube. Studies have shown that women who use lubricant have better sex (including solo and with a vibrator) and more orgasms. The person who did a study and came up with those results even has a PHD, so it must be true. That in itself should encourage you lube virgins to invest in a bottle. …

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Naughty Miss Jones has been a little broken hearted this last week. And apparently when Naughty Miss Jones has a broken heart, she turns into a weirdo and starts talking about herself in the third person. Anyway So the boy that caused this broken heart does not warrant a single word on this page, but …

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I currently have a shooting star made of rhinestones stuck to my lady bits. Figured I may as well come right out and say it. Walking past a cute little salon in Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs recently, I noticed an eye catching sign that read “Have a Brazalian and get a free Vajazzle” How could an …

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