The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Last week, I decided to stop seeing a perfectly lovely bloke for one simple reason. I didn’t want to jump his bones. The gentleman in question actually called when he said he would, told me I look pretty, and let me choose the restaurants;¬†all point scoring attributes. But then he would put his arm around …

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I love lube. Studies have shown that women who use lubricant have better sex (including solo and with a vibrator) and more orgasms. The person who did a study and came up with those results even has a PHD, so it must be true. That in itself should encourage you lube virgins to invest in a bottle. …

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Some of my most favourite memories involve a man and a toy. A lot of my most favourite memories involve cheese and wine, but that’s irrelevant to the topic at hand. Given this position (the man one, not the cheese one), I’m always perplexed by ladies who declare when I tell them what I do …

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