The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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The marble topped boardroom table was made for meetings. Not hard core sex sessions with heavenly voiced clients. Still, thought Lexi, the cool hard touch of the table’s surface made for a pleasant sensation, even it meant she’d be nursing some pretty hard core bruising in coming days. James hadn’t even bothered to schedule a …

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I finished reading Rosie Waterland’s book, The Anti-Cool Girl, the other day. Then I sat for about half an hour and pondered my own life. If I was to summarise the book into one key theme, I would say it is about self-acceptance (with a secondary theme being poo, and another blow-jobs, but I don’t …

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This morning, my nail lady, Tina*, tried to talk me out of getting my nails a lovely shade of midnight blue. “No, missy” she said “You look for man, you need red”. “Oh” I responded “Is that cos red is lucky?” (look at me all up on my Asian cultural references).“No” she responded “red sexy. …

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This last weekend, I was spending some time with my good mate Rooster, when the subject of rub ‘n’ tugs came up. As it does. We all know what a rub ‘n’ tug is (if you don’t, why on earth are you reading my blog?). A massage, usually performed by a naked or scantily clad …

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For anyone who bothered to read my paltry attempt at blog writing last week, you will know I wasn’t having my finest hour, seeing as I couldn’t really fix my washing machine and all. It wasn’t my best writing, but I was wet, cold and emotional. I also (and I may have neglected to tell …

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I’ve been working on a little somethin’ somethin’ here at NMJ HQ. It’s top secret. Highly confidential. Take to my grave kinda stuff. Ok, fine, I’ll tell you (I’ve always been crap at keeping secrets anyway). Over the past few months I’ve been slowly building up the plans for my own range; the Naughty Essentials …

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Brrr outside its getting cold; time to go a huntin’ for someone warm to hold! Being single in winter, well, it kind of sucks. As all one’s loved-up friends retreat into the loved-up winter wonderlands full of blankets, snuggles, and marshmallows roasted over a roaring fire (that’s exactly what’s its like, right?), a single lass …

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Just like Elle Woods, I feel confident using legal jargon in everyday situations. Us lawyers use big words. We are sometimes extra clever and even use them in the correct context. The legal documents and correspondence I read everyday regularly contain words with more letters than your average post office, and the occasion Latin phrase or …

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Hair. Make-up. Champagne. Sexy outfits. Macaroons served on the most delicate of plates. Soft music. Cute props. And a big ol’ camera pointing right at you. On my adventure to Sherbet Birdie’s Sydney studio, I got all that and more. On a quest to get a suitable pic to use for promotional purposes (the one I …

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May is officially national masturbation month. As the month looms, I have decided to depart from my usual, crazy adventure style blogs, and get back to basics. Naughty Miss Jones came into existence with a goal; to encourage women to embrace and enjoy their sexuality. This week, I’m going to write about that very topic, …

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