The Adventures of Naughty Miss Jones

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Big, Round, Boobs. OK gents, now I have your attention, I want to talk to you about something very important to me. Vibrators. And, more specifically, why these little objects of pleasure should be embraced by all of mankind (and not just womankind) to enhance the sexy times enjoyed by both partners. Boys; I get …

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If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, you’ll remember when I lead a very convincing argument in the affirmative to the age old question ‘if Ryan Gosling was your boyfriend, would you still need a vibrator?‘. If you haven’t read it, just scroll down. Anyway, it seems my theory was spot on the …

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Last week, I decided to stop seeing a perfectly lovely bloke for one simple reason. I didn’t want to jump his bones. The gentleman in question actually called when he said he would, told me I look pretty, and let me choose the restaurants; all point scoring attributes. But then he would put his arm around …

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Some of my most favourite memories involve a man and a toy. A lot of my most favourite memories involve cheese and wine, but that’s irrelevant to the topic at hand. Given this position (the man one, not the cheese one), I’m always perplexed by ladies who declare when I tell them what I do …

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As I’ve previously reported, sales of sex toys double in the month leading up to Valentines day. This, in my opinion, is awesome. Regardless of whether your spending your day with a loved one, with the ‘one for now’ or alone, the use of sex toys can certainly help lift moods, widen smiles and, without …

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I had a pretty quiet Friday night this one just past. As a result, I was up early and utilised the time by going on a long, coastal walk, cutting back through the neighbourhood streets. And as I wandered, coffee shop in sight, I was lucky enough to witness not one, not two but three …

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